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Boyfriend: You look lovely. It must have taken you ages to get ready!

Boyfriend: You look lovely. It must have taken you ages to get ready!

Meditation Flash Mob Liverpool: Wednesday 21 September 2011 St. George's Hall on steps opposite Lime Street Station Time: 5:30PM

'The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.'

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Would you like to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut your head off!

A house without love is not a home. A being without love is not human.

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Why do bears wear fur coats? Because they can't get anoraks to fit them!

Have you ever had one of those pure MAGIC moments when somebody gives you a surprise hug from behind and when you turn around IT IS PURE HEAVEN.
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There is an enormous amount of sheer joy in looking for happiness. This comes from the unbelievable amount fun, pleasure and bzz you have while you;re looking. Try it.
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When can a woman tell that her man is planning for the future? When starts buying 2 cases of beer instead of one!

Train hard, win easy!

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How do you make a man stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes!

Man to wife: I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world!
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What is sixty feet long and smells of wee?
The front row at a Justin Bieber concert!

Judge to drunk: You've been brought here for drinking
Drunk to Judge: Right! Let's get started!

Everything you said to Vincent Van Goch went in one ear and back out the same one!

Boy: I've got a body like a Greek God.
Girlfriend: Buddha is not a GREEK God.

A Horse goes into a pub and the barman says
"Hey mate, Why the Long Face?"

A copy of the Beatles hit single Please Please Me signed on both sides by all four members of the band has fetched £9,000 at auction in Liverpool.
The 1963 record was sold by a Liverpool woman who asked the group to sign it after listening to them at the city's Cavern venue as a youngster.

The "very, very rare" item was among 322 lots at the annual Beatles memorabilia auction.

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